Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Doc...

I guess most everyone remembers a favorite teacher or two... maybe more. I recall several from elementary school all the way through college who left a lasting mark on me.

It's strange, I don't remember all the history Mr. Winn taught me and I can't say that Mrs. Douglass' lessons from literature have been at the forefront of my mind lately. I'm also pretty sure that Father Kirby, God rest his soul, would say some words that aren't in the Bible if he knew exactly how much I retained from his senior physics class in 1985...

But I remember these people and many others because they made an impact on me. They couldn't get me to "apply myself", "quit daydreaming" or to "meet my full potential" but they taught me some things nevertheless. They taught me things that transcended the facts and figures they taught in class...

I think the teachers that stand out in my mind are the ones who exposed me to something new - A new way of considering things, a new way of talking about things or a new understanding of old things.

Of all the good teachers I have had, though, I can't say that any of them were people I would have considered friends. I was friendly with them but not their friends...

With one exception.

When I was a junior college transfer at Middle Tennessee State University, in the midst of changing my major from computer science to social science (I know) and trying to attain upper division credentials, I suddenly found myself needing to know a little something about a foreign language.

Believe it or not, I had never taken a single class in a foreign language before in my life - not in junior high, not in high school, not in the junior college that granted me an associates degree.

The only foreign words that I knew were 1-10 in Spanish from having watched Sesame Street or something and about a half dozen German phrases my grandfather had taught me.

My grandfather's mother was a first generation American who grew up speaking German in her home but stopped entirely at the outset of World War One. That's a subject for another post but I guess that's why I chose German when my university advisors told me I had to have a foreign language.

I signed up for Instructor Shockley's elementary German class but I had no idea what I was getting into. I walked into the classroom with my mostly underclassmen counterparts the first day expecting to see some old guy in lederhosen or something I guess.

I was quite surprised to see a guy not too many years my elder and definitley not wearing lederhosen. He didn't even wear a suit and tie. And the first thing we learned was that we were never to call him 'Professor' because he wasn't one yet. He didn't want to be called 'Mr.' either and though he hadn't yet earned his Ph.D., we could call him 'Doc' if we wanted because that was his nickname.

But he preferred just to be called 'Dennis'.

I had never been allowed to call a teacher by his or her given name, I had never had a teacher so close to my own age and I had never had a teacher who began the first day of class with a lengthy discussion of Punk Rock. Punk, we learned, was big in Germany so I guess that was appropriate.

The discussions were so interesting that I left my first few classes with Dennis having thoughts of changing my major to German. It was not to be, though, because I stunk at learning foreign languages, particularly German.

But I learned enough to pass the class. And I also learned a lot about Punk Rock, slam dancing, Continental subculture and picking up girls.

You see Dennis was that one and only teacher that I became real friends with. We developed a relationship outside of class. We hung out together, cruised Murfreesboro together and, a couple of times, almost got into trouble together.

Dennis had been something of a legend in the Knoxville underground Punk scene and he tried his best to convert me and a few other headbanger students into punks. I think it saddened him that he only partially succeeded.

Still, we had good times...

I left school eventually and lost track of Dennis, though I thought about him from time to time over the years.

Sometime last year, I read the following in the Tennessee Appeals Court Brief:
At the guilty plea hearing, the parties stipulated to the following facts. On October 31, 2000, the [defendant] was driving down Henley Street in Knoxville and ran two red lights. As the [defendant] ran the second red light, his vehicle struck another vehicle passing through the intersection. The driver of the other vehicle, Anjanette Comer, was killed instantly, and the passenger, Dennis Shockley, died a short time later. The [defendant] was taken to the hospital where blood testing revealed that he had a blood alcohol level of .18 percent. Moreover, the [defendant] admitted to having consumed approximately ten beers that day and 'numerous alcohol containers, both full and empty, [were] found inside the[defendant's] vehicle'.
A few e-mails confirmed that this was the same Dennis Shockley... He had been dead for five years by that time and I had no idea.

Dennis "Doc Shock" Shockley: killed by a drunk driver on Halloween night, 2000.

I'm not trying to bum anybody out. I just wanted to remember my old friend and my favorite teacher on the anniversary of his passing and to offer this bit of unsolicited advice:

If there's anyone in your past that influenced you, helped you or befriended you, and if you haven't seen that person in a long time, look them up.

Call 'em, write a letter or e-mail them...

Go ahead - do it.

Do it now.

Tschuss...

Monday, October 30, 2006

Maybe Liberal - Not a Heretic.

I was mentioned again on the Methodist Blogs Weekly Roundup. John just had to point out that I'm the only Methodist Blogger he knows of that scored as a 'Modern Liberal' on that stupid quizfarm thing:)

With that in mind, I found a new quiz, again, at Eternal Echoes:

ARE YOU A HERETIC?

You scored as Chalcedon compliant. You are Chalcedon compliant. Congratulations, you're not a heretic. You believe that Jesus is truly God and truly man and like us in every respect, apart from sin. Officially approved in 451.

Chalcedon compliant

100%

Pelagianism

67%

Nestorianism

67%

Apollanarian

33%

Modalism

33%

Monophysitism

33%

Arianism

0%

Monarchianism

0%

Adoptionist

0%

Docetism

0%

Donatism

0%

Socinianism

0%

Gnosticism

0%

Albigensianism

0%


Are you a heretic?
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Whew! That's a relief...

Signs... Part II

We went on a brief trip to Sewanee again on Saturday. We took some great pictures of the fall foliage and mountaintop views that I will hopefully have time to post later in the week.

Unfortunately, I forgot to charge up the batteries in the camera so we had to drive over to Monteagle to buy some. On the way back I saw this and I just had to post it...



(I first saw this last year and posted a picture of it but the picture was really poor)

So, once again, should they change the name of the restaurant or what???

A different kind of call...

Wow - I just got a phone call from Bill Clinton!

Yes, the Bill Clinton!

He just wanted to make sure I planned to vote next week.

Of course he also wanted to remind me to vote for Harold Ford Jr.

I tried to ask him a few questions about politics, Monica Lewinsky and some other things but he just kept on talkin' - wouldn't let me get a word in edgewise...

Pretty rude if you ask me!

Still Makin' Me Proud...

Tad and I were in Stacie's uber-vehicle the other day listening to 105.9 - The Rock (the classic station). Mostly, I like their music but every once in a while they throw in something that is just unlistenable...

LIKE JOURNEY...

Well, it was that "Wheel in the Sky" song and I knew something better would be coming down the pike so I didn't change the station.

About halfway through the song, Tad says, "DUDE!".

(his new favorite expletive)

But he literally said, "DUDE! That dude sings like a girl!"

I'm sure this would have been a perfect teaching opportunity in which to chastise the boy about sexism and chauvanism and misogyny and such but I just couldn't help but smile as I said, "Yes, son, he does."

I put in a Robert Johnson CD.

Tad sang along.

Later, at home, I was perusing YouTube for some Blues videos when I found an old video of John Lee Hooker's "Boom-Boom".

Tad perked up, dropped his legos and rushed to my side.

He got there just as the late great Mr. John was finishing his second 'Boom, boom, boom boom', and a few bars later, my son beat the blues legend by a beat and a half with "Haw, haw, haw..."

I turned to him and asked, "You know this song?"

Incredulous, he said, "Uh - Yeah! Dude, I mean, Dad, you know - The Blues Brothers???"

The look on his face supplied the "DUH!" that he was probably afraid to add vocally.

That's my boy!

Hmmmmm - yeaaaaah....

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Second guess...

Thanks to Jasdye's ridicule, I feel compelled to offer up the real rotating globe that Stacie asked for:)

Now you know...

College Ball - Week 9.

Tennessee beat Spurrier's South Carolina though they seemed determined to do everything they could to lose this one...

Now, with Florida, Arkansas and Auburn all winning this weekend, that leaves four one-loss teams in the SEC.

Vanderbilt beat Duke and my buddy's nephew, Cassen Jackson-Garrison, made another score.

And the mighty Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders beat Lousiana-Lafayette 34-20, putting MT back at the top of the Sunbelt rankings. Middle Tennessee is now, believe it or not, undefeated in conference with an overall recored of 5 & 3. The end must be near...

Of course, the most shocking game of the week was #3 USC's loss to Oregon State. I just don't know what to say... I'm sure there's an inappropriate joke in there somewhere concerning these two teams' mascots, but I'm not going there...

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Signs...

Friday, as I drove through Shelbyville, TN after taking my wife's uber-vehicle to the dealer, I saw this on a church sign:

GOD MADE ADAM AND EVE
NOT ADAM AND STEVE
REMEMBER TO VOTE


I realize some Christians believe that homosexuality is one of the most terrible things in the world. I don't agree with them but apart from that (and the fact that this sign was one of those garish plastic-flashing-light signs like you see outside of newly opened tattoo parlors), this sign is just inappropriate.

For one thing, it's juvenile. Really folks, are you in middle-school or what???

And although the intended implication is obvious - it is the unintended implication that is even more offensive to me: Some people are not children of God.

Apparently, one must agree with the intolerant and club-footed theology of this church in order to be considered a creation of God.

THAT is offensive.

Ironically, the name of this church sounded familiar so I Googled it. It turns out that the former pastor of this church is the brother of the current husband of one of my old girlfriends.

Even more ironic is that, incredibly, these folks call themselves, "Spirit Filled Church"...

The irony, I can only assume, is unintentional.

Friday, October 27, 2006

RUSH LIMBAUGH IS AN IGNORAMUS.

I realize that thousands, if not millions, have already weighed in on this, but I just have to put in my two cent's worth:

RUSH LIMBAUGH IS AN IGNORAMUS.

Here's the rundown:

1 - Michael J. Fox recently appeared in an ad supporting the pro stem cell stance of a Democratic candidate in which his movements were jerky and uncontrolled due to the effects of his Parkinson's disease medications.

2 - Rush Limbaugh then ridiculed and mocked Fox as a partisan liar and faker claiming that he either exaggerated his movements or intentionally went off his meds to produce this effect for the aid of his liberal Democratic candidate.

3 - Limbaugh has been challenged on this by almost everyone. He then went on to make a half-hearted non-apology.

Here are the facts:

1 - Michael J. Fox supports and will appear in ads for any politcal candidate who supports stem-cell research. He is not partisan on this issue. A few years ago, he appeared in a very similar ad for Arlen Specter (a Republican).

2 - While Fox could have been exaggerating for effect (he is an actor after all), he most certainly did not go off his drugs to produce these symptoms. Parkinson's disease causes some tremors and shakiness, but ultimately it causes loss of mobility to the extent that in advanced cases a sufferer cannot move, and eventually cannot breathe, which results, of course, in death. It is the very drugs that Parkinson's victims take to combat this loss of mobility which cause the jerky movements seen in Fox's most recent ad.

3 - Limbaugh made an ass of himself (I mean even moreso than he already has) by physically aping Fox's painful movement on air while ignorantly calling him a liar. Then, when he was called on the carpet for it, said something like, "IF I was wrong, I am sorry."

Keith Olbermann thinks Rush is just jealous because Fox gets his drugs with a prescription. Ha!

So Art, tell us how you really feel about this fiasco.

O.K. then:

RUSH LIMBAUGH IS AN IGNORAMUS.

Say it ain't so. PLEASE.

The members of the original post-Osbourne lineup of Black Sabbath are reuniting for a tour next year under the name 'Heaven and Hell'.

The band's publicist said, "The fans have been wanting to see this for years and years. Now was just the time."

You can't be serious???

Ronnie James Dio is a great metal singer, no doubt. One of the best, in fact. But his choice as Ozzy's replacement in Sabbath was questionable the first time... Now, it's just sad. These guys who are now, what, in their SIXTIES, are just trying to gain some publicity and make a few bucks before the headbangers' retirement home bills start pouring in, if you ask me.

Keep in mind, this band is not being billed as 'Black Sabbath'. It's 'Heaven and Hell' - wink an' a nudge. The real Sabbath will realease a new album and tour next year also.

Let's sort this out: 5 people, 2 tours, 2 new recordings, 2 band names, 2 singers...

Ozzy put it best himself (assuming you could have understood his garbled speech):

"There is only one Black Sabbath..."

But the biggest change from the old days is this - "Ozzy wishes Tony and Ronnie much success in their project together."

Sorry, it's good to see that the aging rockers are making nice and, all but Dio-era Sabbath was something to be forgotten - not resurrected.

Why couldn't Dio go and reuinte with Ritchie Blackmore or somebody. Rainbow was cool, right.

Yeah, exactly.

Call me...

Apparently, Governor Bredeson and (future Senator) Harold Ford, Jr. were in Coffee County, Tennessee the other day doing some campaigning.

Stacie heard about it and talked to some folks who had met one or the other of them at some event.

Stacie then left work for lunch and passed a large, 'multicolored' entourage of men in suits going into the Tullahoma Municipal Center.

Hmmm...

I told her she should have pulled over, rolled down the window and yelled out, "Harold - call me."

Ahem...

The cabbie and the nun...

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you"

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."


(Offline Hat Tip: MsCrown via Stacie)

By Request...


Stacie, you are my world.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Tell me what you think...

I am considering a change to my blog layout... again. Sometimes, I envy you guys who can put up a blog and then just leave the template alone... I have tried and failed miserably at that.

Generally, I like my current template. I didn't think I would like the blogroll on the left but it's grown on me. And if I ever give up Bloglines entirely, it will come in handy.

It's also maintenance free... it's generated by a script and auto-updates. But that is now a problem because I've now accumulated some ridiculous number of scripts in my HTML code. I've noticed that it's slowing down the loading of my page. If I've noticed it, I know others have as well.

So what I'm thinking about is losing some of the other scripts that run on my blog. The quotes, for instance. Anyone actually read these??? Didn't think so...

And what about the drop down menus? I thought that was cool at first because very few bloggers have them but now I find them somewhat boring, inconvenient and time-consuming. The archives drop-down is done automatically by Blogger but the Blogs I Read has to be updated manually and it is a CHORE...

What about the 'worthy causes' buttons. I know from looking at my 'outclicks' that I've influenced a few people to visit One.org or some other worthwhile site, but I doubt very few have read the Bible, the Creeds of Christianity or the U.S. Constitution just because I link to them.

So, assuming I leave the Blogroll in place and keep the general color scheme and layout, here are the choices I'm left with:

1 - Change nothing but update my woefully out of date links...

2 - Lose all the other scripts: drop-downs, quotes, buttons and doo-dads and have nothing but text-based links in my side bar...

3 - Lose some but not all of the doo-dads. For instance, keep the quotes but lose the buttons or keep the drop-downs but lose the quotes, etc...

I've spent way too much of my time (and yours) on this but please tell me what you think.

And, by casting your vote now, your name will be entered into a drawing for a free one-year subscription to the new and improved Art's Strange World.

"They're doing a good thing..." ?

Danny Harold Rolling did some very terrible things in his time in this earth...

Horrible, gruesome, unloving things which I don't even want to think about...

Danny Harold Rolling was executed yesterday for doing those things.

I don't want to think about that either...

BUT I CAN'T STOP.

Danny Harold Rolling - killed for killing...

Some say it was good thing.

Killing is a good thing?

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Time marches on...

As I rapidly approach my 40th birthday, more and more things seem to remind me of the inexorable march of time...

Music that once was cool to me is now considered 'classic'...

Some of my younger friends have no idea who Jeff Spicoli is...

And, within the past couple of weeks, I have bumped into a couple of people I knew in school and haven't seen in years. You know what I thought when I saw those folks... probably the same thing they thought about me!

Now it seems as if the whole universe is conspiring to make me feel old(er).

First, one of Stacie's nephews will soon become a proud papa. That's right, my wife will be a GREAT-AUNT and I will be, by marriage at least, a great-uncle.

Second, another of Stacie's nephews is getting married the Saturday after Thanksgiving. This one really puts the spotlight on the passing years. Craig was the cute little ring-bearer at our wedding...

At the time, he was just a bit older than my son, Tad, is now...

Guess who Craig asked to be the ring-bearer at his wedding???

That's cute.

Ah, getting older - It's better than the alternative!

The worst Halloween Costumes of all time!

The worst Halloween costumes of all time!

Creepy, funny, obscure, just plain weird...

I think these are real.

Hat tip: Corey Mann.

More divisivity...

Read this for a heartfelt, reasonable, and very well thought out post on one of the most divisive issues of our time.

Yeah, what he said!

Blogging Politics...

I quit intentionally spouting off about my political opinions in this venue some time ago. It really wasn't a deliberate decision, I just slowly realized I was really bad at it. And I also came to the realization that I am about as politically divergent as I am theologically emergent. There are things about both major parties that I like and many more about both that I despise. I'm just not partisan enough to be a good political blogger.

Having said all that, I am watching the Tennessee Senate race very closely. Senator Frist is not running again so that he can make his presidential bid (yeah - as if). The replacement contenders are former Chattanooga mayor Bob Corker and Memphis political scion Harold Ford Jr.

Eastside TN vs. Westside TN?

This campaign just gets uglier as the days count down - another reason I soured on politics - and both camps have had some pretty nasty things to say about one another. The ads are getting meaner and meaner (and much less factual) as time goes on.

And now this: Corker calls his own ad 'distasteful' while Dems call it racist?

I haven't seen the ad but from the description, I would have to agree with both camps!

Please, just get this ugliness over with already!

Any guesses who I'm voting for???

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Blues quiz from Junior...

I just took this Blues Quiz from Junior's Juke Joint.

50 questions.

Some of them are obscure!

40 - 50 = write a book
30 - 39 = expert My SCORE: 34
20 - 29 = you know music
10 - 19 = start listening to country
9 or less = you don't know diddley

Try it.

8 of me.

I found this on another blog. I'm sorry - I can't remember which one.

I know, the blog police...

At any rate, I was shocked that there are 8...

HowManyOfMe.com
LogoThere are:
8
people with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

I wonder how accurate this thing is...

Space-Christian!

No real post for today (or is it tomorrow?).

Today, I'm all about business - with a capital BUSY.

In the meantime, here's something for your enjoyment: My latest results from QuizFarm:

What kind of a religious nutcase am I?

You scored as Modern Liberal. You are a Modern Liberal. Science and historical study have shown so much of the Bible to be unreliable and that conservative faith has made Jesus out to be a much bigger deal than he actually was. Discipleship involves continuing to preach and practice Jesus' measure of love and acceptance, and dogma is not important in today's world. You are influenced by thinkers like Bultmann and Bishop Spong.

Modern Liberal

93%

Classical Liberal

82%

Emergent/Postmodern

82%

Neo orthodox

61%

Roman Catholic

50%

Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan

46%

Charismatic/Pentecostal

25%

Reformed Evangelical

25%

Fundamentalist

0%

What's your theological worldview?
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I have to disagree with the comment about Jesus being a 'bigger deal than he actually was'. I don't believe that! Jesus was, and is, the BIGGEST deal!

I've taken several of these quizfarm thingys and the result's always the same: some kind of moonbat-space-christianity is at the top, Emergent or post-modern hovering near that, Catholicism at the halfway point and primordial-ooze-fundy at the bottom.

I continue to be surprised that I score so low as a Wesleyan on these things. Is someone tryin' to tell me something? Well?... I'm waiting for a sign here...

At least, as always, 'fundamentalist' is at the very bottom of the list. The very bottom! ZERO PERCENT, in fact in this case! I could never have guessed that!

Nice!

But really, I'm influenced by Spong?

Moi?

Really?

(Hat tip: Eternal Echoes)

Monday, October 23, 2006

My Methodist Blogger Profile

I have been profiled on Locust and Honey's Methodist Blogger Profile series.

I have never before been profiled by anyone with the possible exception of the FBI.

Calm down, it's a JOKE!

Seriously, I have read many of the previous profiles, and it's always great to read more about someone whom you know only from their blog. Even though the questions John sent me are the same ones used in every other profile, they seemed much more difficult to answer for myself...

Strange.

This is a great thing that John does for the Methodist Blogging community, though. Much appreciated.

Thanks John.

So, if you've ever wondered what my most prized personal possession is or why I blog or how I would fix the world, go to Locusts and Honey and check it out.

Busy Sunday...

I returned to St. Paul yesterday after an absence of four weeks to deliver the sermon at their service of morning worship.

It actually seems like more than a month since I was there. It felt good to be back, though, and the experience has given me a whole new set of thoughts to ramble about in my next post on 'calling'.

I took Tad with me (he was very well behaved) while Shelby went to Harris Chapel with Stacie...

We just beat them back home in time to get lunch ready. After lunch, I had enough time to pay a few bills before heading off to my regular job.

An overview of my day: I got up about 7:30 a.m., drove about 100 miles during the day, got to sit down a grand total of about one hour (not counting drive time) and finally got into bed sometime after midnight. My Sundays are starting to get a little crazy.

Stacie couldn't go to church with me for several reasons - mainly because Jack, our pastor at HC, is gone on a week-long mission trip to Matamoras Mexico and Stacie had to help lead the service. In addition to her usual jobs of playing the piano and directing the choir, she also delivered the children's sermon - sorry - message.

Just in case you are following these developments, in the space of eight days, my wife has delivered a full-fledged sermon for our Laity Sunday service (which was outstanding), taught a Wednesday evening Bible study on Acts chapter 2 and, today, delivered the Children's message in the late service.

Hmmm...

Saturday, October 21, 2006

College Ball - Week 8.

Wow - Michigan State overcame a 35 point, 3rd quarter deficit against Northwestern by scoring 14 points in that quarter and 24 unanswered points in the 4th quarter. The greatest comeback in NCAA Division I-A history! Final score: Michigan State - 41, Northwestern 38.

Sadly, Vanderbilt lost to South Carolina 31 -13. I didn't see the game and there was no mention of Cassen in the recap... Steve Spurrier, coaching three different teams, has never lost to Vandy. Just not right...

On the brighter side, Middle Tennessee State rallied a comeback to beat Louisiana-Monroe 35-21. What this means in the mighty Sunbelt Conference is... aw, like it matters.

The sadest win of the day has to be Tennessee's victory over hated rival Alabama. What a pitiful display. This time, I've got to admit, the Tennessee coaching staff were just about all that held this team together. Ainge had a terrible day, throwing three interceptions and his best play of the game might have been the desperation tackle he had to make because of one of those. Tennessee suposedly had the best offense in the SEC. I don't know where those guys were today but it wasn't in Neyland Stadium.

Even more sad were the blatantly cheap shots several Alabama players made while the officials cast a blind eye. Hey, they were probably busy mentally re-counting all that payola... They seemed to have no problem calling UT on every minor infraction. Really, it was just that obvious. Even the TV commentators, who usually despise Tennessee, remarked on it.

Oh well, a 'W' is a 'W' regardless. Final score: Tennessee - 16, Alabama - 13.

Friday, October 20, 2006

On 'Call'...

What does it mean for one to have a 'calling' or to be 'called'?

There are several definitions of the word call - a phone call, a deliberate sound made to communicate with another, a vocation, and so on...

Usually, it simply means 'vocation' or job - especially when one is well suited to, or successful at their job. (i.e. He has a real calling to be a fireman)

And that's fine, but what I'm thinking about now (and have been for a while) is a more specific use of the term - the meaning of 'calling', as it is usually understood, in the spiritual sense or in religious usage.

And I know that various religions have differing understandings of this concept. Even within Christianity, various denominations use the terms differently and to mean slightly different things. Or they use the terms like 'call' and 'calling' to refer to denominationally specific ways in which pastors are selected, hired, assigned, etc.

Generally, I would say that most people think of this kind of 'a calling' as a strongly felt need or desire to work as a minister or pastor.

Interestingly, I grew up attending church in a denomination that did not use the terms 'call' or 'calling' in this way. Well, some may have, but I don't remember it at all. The first time I remember hearing about this idea was from my good United Methodist Grandmother, God rest her soul. I couldn't have been more than 6 or 7 years old when I heard her talking on the phone to one of her church-lady friends, 'You know, brother so-and-so was called into the ministry.'

When she got off the phone, I said, 'Granny, who called that man to tell him to be a minister?'

'God did, of course.'

Now this created quite a confusing mental image for me at the time: Picture me as a little kid imagining a guy sitting in his living room watching Good Times or whatever when the phone rings...

'Honey, you'll never guess who's on the phone...'

Nope, not even close. And I know almost no one who thinks it would happen that way - that it is ever that direct and specific.

I also think we use these terms in too specific a manner within Christianity even without the benefit of a six-year-old's overactive imagination. Maybe a 'calling' is not necessarily to enter the full time ministry. If one has a calling as a Christian, must it always be as a clergy person?

Could not one receive a call to be a Sunday School teacher? A Church Musician? Leadership roles in the Laity? Aren't these ministries also? In that case, doesn't everyone have some role? At least shouldn't they? Aren't all Christians, then, called in some way? Even if it is just to mow the grass in the church cemetery?

What about outside of Christianity? Could God call a non-Christian to become a Christian? Wesley might have thought so, but the quasi-universalist in me doesn't think it would be quite like that.

What if God is simply calling all people into a relationship with God and to use what talents and skills they possess to help others? I like that better - but who knows?

So, What is a 'call'?

Who gets 'called'?

Why, and for what purpose?

How?

And how do they know any of this?

Thursday, October 19, 2006

That's my Boy!

Stacie told me that when she pulled up my blog last night and played the Mississippi John Hurt video, our son, Tad, said (from across the room), "Hey, that's Mississippi John Hurt!".

Eight years old. Awesome.

How many eight year olds do you know who can tell the difference between Mississippi John Hurt and Mississippi Fred McDowell?

Or between Robert Johnson and Tommy Johnson?

Or Blind Willie McTell and Blind Willie Johnson?

Or... well, you get the picture.

I wonder how the kid learned so much about The Blues at so young an age???

Nashville Rocks (well it did)...

Third try on creating this post. Here goes...

The other day I read a post from LutherPunk about Social Distortion lyrics. I'm not that familiar with them but I had a friend who was 'into' them years ago and I also recalled that they did a cool cover of "Ring of Fire".

So I decided to go to YouTube to find it. I did and it was cool. I also did some reading about them and discovered that, at one time at least, they were considered part of the CowPunk scene. I never knew that.

That, in turn, reminded me of some cool Nash-Boro bands from back in the eighties and how I had almost forgotten about these great bands. These were folks from the Nashville area that we thought would change Music City irreparably and would become superstars. Sadly, neither happened and most of 'us' grew up, got jobs and forgot about the whole thing.

So I then looked on YouTube for some of these bands, not really expecting to find any of them. I was so glad to have been wrong!

I first found several videos from Jason and the Scorchers. They were SO cool!



Then I thought aboutWebb Wilder. Found him too. Wow, the last of the full-grown men:



Then, to get really obscure, I looked for Government Cheese. AND THEY HAVE VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE TOO!



Man, "The Cheese" was just 'tha bomb' back on the day (except that no one said things like that way back when). Their drummer was also a well-know Nashville DJ at the old WKDF radio station. This was back when KDF was the rockin' '100,000 Watt Mother' not the bland pop-country marshmallow that it is today.

His 'name' is Joe Elvis and he's still on the air in Nashville - now on 1059 The Rock but I don't know if he's still drumming.

Wow, what a blast from the past!

At least now you know how I mis-spent my youth...

Seven Wonders.

The powers that be are trying to come up with a new 'seven wonders of the world'.

They started with a list of 200 'wonders' and narrowed that down to 21 for a final vote.

So what would you choose for the new seven wonders?

Here's my list:

Acropolis, Athens, Greece

Great Wall, China

Machu Picchu, Peru

Petra ancient city, Jordan

Pyramids of Giza, Egypt

Stonehenge, Amesbury, United Kingdom

Taj Mahal, Agra, India

(my #8 would have to be the giant plastic chicken in my hometown...)

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Frustration!

All this would have made a lot more sense if YouTube, Blogger and my ancient computer equipment had not conspired to make my online life a living hell in the past 24 hours....

Here's how it all happened: Yesterday, I posted a nice piece about some things I had dicovered on YouTube after reading LutherPunk's post about Social Distortion Lyrics...

Things namely, some cool vids of '80s Nash-Boro CowPunk bands that I once loved but had mostly forgotten about.

Unfortunately, I tried to Blog these vids directly from the YouTube site.

Stupid. Stupid. Stupid!

Stoopit!

Do not try this at home!

Or at all...

I then directly embedded the Mississippi John Hurt video which went off without a hitch.

When I got home from work, I realized the YouTube blog post had not worked, so I spent several minutes recreating it and adding some links to it.

Then the computer locked up... Just as I was about to click 'publish'.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!

Lost it all.

Man, I am so P.O.'d about this I could just call it a night and try again tomorrow.

Which is exactly what I'm going to do.

Dang.

Dang!

Mississippi John Hurt...

Another cool video. I love YouTube!

Bloglines.

Has anyone had much experience with Bloglines?

Good experiences?

I think I'm giving up on them.

I opened an account a while back and at first I thought it was great. I put all the blogs that I read regularly in my feeds. I also subscribed to the entire Methodist Blogroll along with several news services and update thingys. They're all right there on the left side of my page and I can see if there have been recent posts or updates or no posts at all...

It would be, I thought, a great time-saver.

A couple of problems with this theory:

1 - Several sites and blogs I like to read do not have RSS syndication enabled so I need another way to view those.

2 - The updated staus isn't very accurate. Before I realized this, I missed some folks' posts and kept wondering what happened to them...

3 - It's actually caused me to read (or at least look at) some blogs that I probably wouldn't otherwise read. Those little numbers staring at me somehow compel me to click the feed...

OK, that was 3 - sue me. But what I've realized is that Bloglines has become a time waste to me not a time saver. I still go my favorites folder because of the blogs that don't have feeds and I still click some feeds that say zero new posts because Bloglines might be wrong. And besides, I now have the Methodist Blogroll on my site (without the little numbers calling my name)...

On top of all that, I'm now getting Internal Sever Errors when I update the Bloglines tree.

I mean, it's a great idea and all but in practice, it's just more trouble than it's worth.

Goodbye Bloglines.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Great!

So all this semester, I've been receiving e-mail updates and newsletters from the university as if I'm currently attending classes.

Unfortunately, I must now give up the dream of getting credit for the classes I might have taken: The other day I received two identical packets in the mail 'inviting' me to return to school.

I guess someone realized they hadn't received any money from me recently.

This all depresses me for several reasons:

1, It reminds me of how slow my education is progressing (and I'm now even behind where I wanted to be).

2, To take classes in the spring semester, I have to figure out a way to pay for them. Even at my state-sponsored McUniversity, classes are EXPENSIVE.

3, OH CRAP. Our daughter is now 12 years old - She will be going to college herself in under 6 years! And DOUBLE CRAP, the son is 4 years younger than her so by the time she gets a degree, he'll be ready to start. And classes will be even more expensive by then. And don't forget all the related expenses. And we haven't saved for their education like we should have and... AND... And...

Great, I have a headache now.

I'm going to bed.

Bad Advice.

I stole this from Brett's Blog:

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.

8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.


Keep in mind this is a JOKE. I don't really recommend any of these.

Well - #8, maybe.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Laity Sunday.

Yesterday was the big day. My wife made her debut as a preacher. She even got around to referring to her message as a 'sermon'.

The whole service was great - it was led entirely by members of Stacie's Sunday School class. The only low point was that the person who was scheduled to do the children's sermon couldn't be there due to knee surgery. Guess who they tapped at the very last second to pull a children's message out of his, er, hat. Yeah, thanks.

The main message especially was good, though. Stacie got up after the scripture readings and began her sermon. She made some controversial points about inclusiveness and discipleship. Each time she did, one of her classmates (like Mark below) effectively heckled her from the pews, allowing her to respond to their criticism and make her point even more clearly.


Of course this was all part of the plan. It was cute and effective but it caught some people off guard at first. I think there was much more shock about this than when she said the word 'fag' from the pulpit.

I should point out that she didn't use the term in a derogatory manner. She was speaking about inclusiveness and criticizing people like Fred Phelps and mentioned 'the people who hold up signs saying "God Hates Fags"'.

Not even an audible gasp on that one. Sadly, some did take issue when she referred to Muslims as 'our brothers and sisters'.

Otherwise, it was well-received and most of the congregants had nothing but praise for the whole service. Our Pastor couldn't say enough good things about it and is now trying to get Stacie to go into the ministry:)

Congratulations to Sister Stacie and the whole Faith-Builders class for a great Laity Sunday service.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

College Ball!

YES! Auburn beat dastardly Florida with a 4th quarter field goal and a last minute turnover plus touchdown.

YES!

It was billed as the big match up that would have been since AU got beat by Arkansas last week - so that intsead of 6&0 #2 vs 6&0 #3 we had 6&0 #2 vs 5&1 #10 or 11.

But as it turned out, it couldn't have been a bigger game. It showed that Auburn's performance last week was atypical and it showed that Florida is not invincible (as if a one-point win over UT wasn't evidence enough).

It also leaves no undefeated team in the mighty SEC...

Neither The University of Tennesse nor my Middle Tennessee State Univerity played this week but UT destroyed Georgia last week and MT was the destroyee against Louisville. Tennessee rose considerably in the rankings and Middle fell to second ranked in the laughable Sunbelt conference.

Now this week, poor Georgia was beaten by Vanderbilt on a last minute FG! And, yes, Cassen scored again in this game. Wow, UGA gets beat at home two weeks in a row by Tennessee teams! YES!

At least Tennessee looks like they might best last year's dismal record. BUT most of their conference games are left to play. In fact all their remaining games are conference contests - two against top 25 teams, three against neighbor-state rivals and one against in-state rival Vanderbilt.

If their sucess continues, it will probably keep Coach Fulmer employed for a while longer (which looked quite uncertain at the end of 2005).

If Tennessee is really really successful though, that may look bad for Fulmer too. Especially since Auburn beat Florida. Imagine this scenario: Tennessee wins the rest of their games this season. They will be 11&1, losing only to Florida (who would be at best also 11 & 1) by only one point.

One point away from a perfect season. That could spell worse trouble for Fulmer than another 5&6 season.

Maybe he can coach High School ball somewhere...

Dang!

Baldemar Huerta, better known as Freddy Fender, died.

Dang!

I don't Know Where I'm a Gonna Go...

Apparently, 3rd grade is the official model-volcano-building grade in our local school system. I think I made one in 3rd grade and I helped Shelby make one when she was in 3rd grade and now that Tad is in 3rd grade... well just look at the pic:

I made the wood base and helped a bit with the papier-mache structure while Stacie and Shelby helped with some of the paining. But Tad did the majority of the work on it himself, right down to the plastic trees and dinosaurs roaming the perimeter of the mountain.

I know I'm biased, but this is a good looking volcano!

Good job, Tad!

Friday, October 13, 2006

With my arm folded up and crying...

While we were on vacation, we also did a bit of shopping. There's a gi-normous music outlet store in Foley, AL where Stacie bought me two box sets of Blues CD's.

(How cool is it that I get presents for her birthday?)

She bought me a double CD set of Robert Johnson (not the Complete Recordings, but it has almost all his songs) and a double CD set called The Blues came from Mississippi/Memphis (one CD is Memphis the other is Miss.).

Those gifts combined with the insane number of free blues MP3's I've recently found is starting to make up for my lack of a turntable...

The MP3's are legal by the way - many of the early blues sides recorded on OkeH, Vocalion and other, now defunct, labels are in the public domain.

Sweet!

These events along with my recent read of Francis Davis' book and the discovery of some cool Blues sites and blogs have contributed to my renewed interest in the Blues.

Not that I was ever not interested in the blues - not since the mid-eighties anyway - I just went through a period where I didn't listen to the Blues very much.

Part of this was due to the fact that my turntable broke and most of my blues recordings were on vinyl. I had neither the money, space, time nor inclination to go out and get a new turntable just to listen to a bunch of ancient blues recordings.

It's different now, though. Between the Mp3's, the websites and my meager Blues CD collection, I'm back in business.

And my son is getting interested as well. He's been singing along with Mississippi John Hurt, Son House, Robert Johnson and others.

Unfortunately, he's also been joining in with his sister and his mother when they ridicule my Blind Willie Johnson tunes.

(I will admit that Blind Willie (right) is an acquired taste)

But they all like most anything by Mississippi John Hurt. That guy just had an almost universally appealing sound - probably why he became a favorite of the '60's folkies.

And even my lovely wife, Bee-Gee's fanatic that she is, asked if she could hear the 'Arm fold' up an' cryin' song. That, of course, is not the name of the song but I knew that she meant 'Ramblin' on My Mind' by Robert Johnson.

It will require super-human diligence and Herculean strength of will, but one day, eventually, I will have turned them into Blues fans.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

The Trip...

Our trip to the Gulf of Mexico was great to say the least. The drive Wasn't even that bad. Uneventful, mostly, but not bad. There's really not a lot to see on I-65 between Huntsville and Gulf Shores, AL.

Well, maybe the rockets. We passed the Space Center both ways and, even though we've seen this a hundred times before, the sight of real Saturn series rockets standing upright on the side of the 565 connector always amazes me...


Otherwise the drive looked totally like this:

Of course, once we arrived in the sub-tropics, the view got a lot better... this is actually a shot taken from the balcony of our condo:

And then we had to make the obligatory calls to tell everyone that we arrived safely. This is me talking to the kids. I'm not mad, this is just how I look when I talk to my kids.

And this is a view from the interior courtyard of the condo looking out over the suspended pool towards the ocean:

And here's the beach - sea oats and all:

We went out, together, to the beach right away... here's our feet in the sand:

Mine would be the Orc looking size 14's (the dainty one's with the painted toenails are Stacie's).

Some initial shots I took on the beach...




Our shadows together (I got the idea for this from Nabeel - thanks)...

We also spent quite a bit of time cruising around Orange Beach, Gulf Shores and surrounding areas. Incredible what you will see in these locales:

We went back to the beach at sunset on Saturday for another look or three...



On Sunday Morning we attended Gulf Shores UMC's 'Contemporary Worship' Service. It rocked. Literally. Full rock band with drums and all, people waving their hands in the air, a dramatic performance to illustrate the scripture reading and a really nice stained glass window in the 'prayer tower'...

We also went to our favorite restaurant in the whole universe - The Original Oyster House - every night. The food was fantastic and, yes, Susan, I had the scallops. But the setting of this place is even more incredible. Here are some views of boardwalk in the back while we were waiting for our pager to go off...



And shots of Stacie and the two of us as we waited for our gluttony...


We got up Monday to see the sunrise over the Gulf. All I can say is WOW!










Naturally, we also caught the sunsets. Double WOW.



Monday evening we went to a place called 'The Wharf'. This is a spankin' new multi gazillion dollar entertainment mecca complete with a 10 story Ferris wheel, a 12 story 'housing complex', a 1000+ seat movie theater, and enough over-priced shops to make your eyes bleed. I got Stacie to ride the Ferris Wheel...

To get an idea of how big this monster is here's a shot from about halfway up. The little light spot in the lower right hand corner is our vehicle...

We caught a few more beach scenes...



Chased some gulls around for a half hour trying to get a good shot of them (they don't like to pose),

And went to the 'Gator park right off H59 in Gulf Shores:

(we didn't see any 'Gators btw)

This is just a sampling of the many pix I took on our trip but I think you can get the idea... It was awesome!

One last thing - I just can't let this be done without my nod to Alabama politics - So in honor of my blog-friend LutherPunk and strange people everywhere, I give you Mr. Luther Strange, candidate for Lieutenant Governor of the great state of Alabama...

I hope he wins and... it's good to be back.