Excuse me, you have some algae in your cheese...

Also from Wired: the ingredients of Easy Cheese.

If you're one of those who eat this nasty stuff, don't read this story.

(Hi G.)

Wait, better yet, read this story!

Then maybe you'll stop eating artifically colored, chemically altered, over-processed, spinach and seaweed extract laden, fat-filled, cheese flavored goo from a squirt can.

UGH!